{"fact":"The biggest wildcat today is the Siberian Tiger. It can be more than 12 feet (3.6 m) long (about the size of a small car) and weigh up to 700 pounds (317 kg).","length":158}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, pure white cats are frequently deaf.","length":47}
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{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
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{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}
{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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