If you're not, pretend to be

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{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}

{"fact":"Cats have \"nine lives\" thanks to a flexible spine and powerful leg and back muscles","length":83}

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Cynthia Phaneuf is a Canadian former competitive figure skater. She is the 2004 Four Continents silver medallist, 2004 Skate Canada International champion, 2004 Skate America silver medallist, a two-time Canadian national champion, and a four-time Canadian silver medallist. She finished in fifth place at the 2010 World Championships and represented Canada at the 2010 Winter Olympics.

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