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{"fact":"Cats only use their meows to talk to humans, not each other. The only time they meow to communicate with other felines is when they are kittens to signal to their mother.","length":170}

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George Lawrence \"Larry\" James, also known as James Swift, was an American track athlete. At the 1968 Olympics he won a gold medal in the 4 × 400 m relay and a silver in the individual 400 m.

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Keith Gattis is the self-titled debut album of American country music singer Keith Gattis. It was released in 1996 via RCA Records. The album includes the singles \"Little Drops of My Heart\", which peaked at number 53 on Hot Country Songs, and \"Real Deal\".

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{"fact":"Cats are extremely sensitive to vibrations. Cats are said to detect earthquake tremors 10 or 15 minutes before humans can.","length":122}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Why is seven bigger than nine?","punchline":"Because seven ate nine.","id":377}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the tree go to the dentist?","punchline":"It needed a root canal.","id":335}

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